Here's a message for all the comics, lounge acts, poets, telephone philosophers and adorable, stammering preschoolers We can't take it anymore. We're talking about those "delightful" greetings on your ...

You never knew what kind of machine greeting you'd hear when you called someone in the 80s. That's what made it so fun! The new "Star Wars-stricken culture" had not only begun to normalize the robotic ...

Version 1.0 of SAM - answering machine software for Skype users - is now available. When you're away from your PC, SAM will pick up the call, play a greeting message and follow it up with a quaint-yet ...